Repo Man Proves That Being Right Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Also Be Dead
“Here lies the body of William Jay, Who died maintaining his right of way— He was right, dead right, as he sped along, But he’s just as dead as if he were wrong.” ― Dale…
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Florida Man Could Get 10 Years for Shooting Down a Police Drone (With an Illegally Possessed Rifle)
Wendell Doyle Goney, 52, of Mount Dora, (Florida) pleaded guilty Thursday in Ocala federal court to possessing a firearm as a convicted felon, according to court records. His sentencing is scheduled for Jan. 18. Lake…
Gun Meme of the Day: Florida Man Envy Edition
Okay so this isn’t really a meme at all. It’s an actual news headline. But in a way it’s also a great commentary on the Gunshine State. On a related note, I couldn’t afford to…
Florida Dad Shoots At Room-Mate Who Slipped Into Teen Daughter’s Bed Naked
A person must face imminent death or great bodily injury at the hands of an attacker to use deadly force in most jurisdictions. However one Florida dad couldn’t think clearly after his teen daughter alerted…
Career Criminal Florida Man Shoots Himself With a Stolen Gun While Committing Yet Another Crime
Cops say Florida Man™ Justin McCall, who was out on bond for two previous burglary arrests, stole a handgun during yet another vehicle break-in. That gun proved his undoing later that evening. Wearing a woman’s…
Florida Man Points a Fake Gun at a Man Sitting In His Car and Lives to Regret It (Though Not Very Long)
You’ve read the platitude in the comments a thousand times – play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The recent equivalent for a Florida man was, walk up to an innocent man in a car who…
Risky Business: Florida Man Intervenes to Save Pregnant Woman Being Attacked Outside Publix Store
Using force to protect third-parties poses all manner of dangers to a good guy with a gun. Sometimes though, it’s clear to even most low-information types that force is justified against an attacker of a…
Florida Sheriff Grady Judd on Looters: ‘Shoot Him So He Looks Like Grated Cheese’
Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd: People have a right to be safe in their homes… I highly recommend, if a looter enters your home, you grab your gun and you shoot him, you shoot him…
HEY, LOOK AT ME: Oregon Man Surrenders His Two-Gun Arsenal To Police After Uvalde Massacre
We all thought that Florida Man sets the hightest bar for head-scratching moments. Now an Oregon man by the name of Ben Beers rolled his only ace in the game of conspicuous virtue signaling to…
Bail Reform Follies: Florida Man Released on $355 Bail After Shooting at Vehicles in 4 Separate Road Rage Incidents
A Florida man — no, not that Florida Man — was released after posting a whopping $355 bond in Orange County after shooting into four vehicles in separate road rage incidents in the past couple…